1 00:00:04,872 --> 00:00:06,006 WHAT DID YOU DO, HIDE THE FLASHLIGHTS? 2 00:00:06,040 --> 00:00:08,342 I HAD TO. THE KIDS WERE SCREWIN' AROUND WITH THEM SO MUCH, 3 00:00:08,376 --> 00:00:10,544 I WAS AFRAID THE BATTERIES WOULD BE DEAD 4 00:00:10,578 --> 00:00:11,779 IN CASE OF AN EMERGENCY. 5 00:00:11,812 --> 00:00:12,880 THAT WAS SOME SMART THINKING. 6 00:00:12,913 --> 00:00:15,683 I HOPE YOU DIDN'T DO THAT WITH THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER. 7 00:00:15,716 --> 00:00:16,317 NO. 8 00:00:16,350 --> 00:00:19,187 NO. I JUST THREW THAT OUT. 9 00:00:19,453 --> 00:00:21,655 HEY, DAD? I DIDN'T FIND A FLASHLIGHT, 10 00:00:21,689 --> 00:00:24,358 BUT I FOUND MR. BONES. HE GLOWS! 11 00:00:24,392 --> 00:00:27,795 IT'S A BLACKOUT, DUFUS. WE NEED REAL LIGHT. 12 00:00:27,828 --> 00:00:28,729 FINE. KEEP LOOKING. 13 00:00:28,762 --> 00:00:32,733 IN AN HOUR, YOU'LL BE BEGGING FOR MR. BONES. 14 00:00:33,201 --> 00:00:35,069 DID I MISS THE KICKOFF? 15 00:00:35,103 --> 00:00:36,036 NO, BUT YOU WILL. 16 00:00:36,070 --> 00:00:38,472 THE TV's NOT EVEN ON. IT'S SUPER BOWL SUNDAY! 17 00:00:38,506 --> 00:00:40,007 DAD, WILL YOU LOOK AROUND YOU? THE POWER'S OUT. 18 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:45,613 OH, YEAH. MY SON SEAN IF-IT'S-NOT-A-RED-ENVELOPE- I'M-NOT-PAYING-IT FINNERTY. 19 00:00:45,646 --> 00:00:48,149 NO. NO, DAD. JUICE IS OUT ON THE WHOLE BLOCK. 20 00:00:48,182 --> 00:00:50,251 WELL, THAT'S WEIRD. THERE WASN'T A STORM OR ANYTHING. 21 00:00:50,284 --> 00:00:52,120 WELL, MAYBE EVERYBODY'S WATCHIN' THE SUPER BOWL 22 00:00:52,153 --> 00:00:54,155 AND IT OVERLOADED THE POWER GRID. 23 00:00:54,188 --> 00:00:55,456 BUT THE GAME HASN'T EVEN STARTED YET. 24 00:00:55,489 --> 00:00:56,824 MAYBE THEY'RE WATCHIN' THE PRE-GAME. 25 00:00:56,857 --> 00:00:58,859 NOBODY WATCHES THE PRE-GAME. 26 00:00:58,892 --> 00:00:59,860 OK! DAD, LOOK. 27 00:00:59,893 --> 00:01:01,061 BAD THINGS HAPPEN IN LIFE, OK? 28 00:01:01,095 --> 00:01:03,531 WE MUDDLE THROUGH BEST WE CAN, EVEN ON SUPER BOWL SUNDAY. 29 00:01:03,564 --> 00:01:06,400 NOW, IT'S DARK, I GOTTA FIND A FLASHLIGHT TO PROTECT MY FAMILY, 30 00:01:06,434 --> 00:01:09,170 AND I DON'T HAVE TIME TO PLAY 20 QUESTIONS WITH YOU. 31 00:01:09,203 --> 00:01:10,204 FINE. GOOD. 32 00:01:10,238 --> 00:01:10,938 SO WHY ARE YOU LIMPING? 33 00:01:10,971 --> 00:01:12,806 UH, 'CAUSE I CAUSED THE BLACKOUT. 34 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:13,874 AH! 35 00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:15,743 IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME NOW, I HAVE TO GO TO THE BASEMENT 36 00:01:15,776 --> 00:01:18,112 WHERE I THINK I LEFT THE FLASHLIGHTS. 37 00:01:18,146 --> 00:01:19,113 HENRY? 38 00:01:19,147 --> 00:01:19,747 YEAH? 39 00:01:19,780 --> 00:01:22,350 I NEED MR. BONES. 40 00:01:35,596 --> 00:01:36,830 FIRST RULE OF A BLACKOUT, JIMMY. 41 00:01:36,864 --> 00:01:39,300 EAT ALL THE FROZEN STUFF BEFORE IT SPOILS. 42 00:01:39,333 --> 00:01:40,701 GREAT. START WITH THE ICE CREAM? 43 00:01:40,734 --> 00:01:43,437 NO. WE'RE STARTING WITH THE MEAT LOAF. 44 00:01:43,471 --> 00:01:44,205 OH, GREAT. 45 00:01:44,238 --> 00:01:46,474 OH, I GOT IT, I GOT IT, I GOT IT. 46 00:01:46,507 --> 00:01:48,276 2 REGULAR FLASHLIGHTS, 47 00:01:48,309 --> 00:01:50,844 AND, UH, ONE OF THESE SPINNY THINGS. 48 00:01:50,878 --> 00:01:51,579 WOW. 49 00:01:51,612 --> 00:01:54,382 LET ME SEE WHAT I GOT IN MY CAR. 50 00:01:54,415 --> 00:01:56,617 SO, UH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THE MEAT LOAF? 51 00:01:56,650 --> 00:01:59,387 IN A CRISIS, YOU IMPROVISE. 52 00:01:59,420 --> 00:02:03,424 I GIVE YOU THE MEAT TORCH. 53 00:02:05,359 --> 00:02:06,527 HENRY! 54 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:08,396 SORRY! IT'S A REFLEX. 55 00:02:08,429 --> 00:02:10,298 O'Keefe: FINNERTY! FINNERTY! 56 00:02:10,331 --> 00:02:11,699 OH, GOD. WHAT NOW? 57 00:02:11,732 --> 00:02:12,733 FINNERTY! FINNERTY! 58 00:02:12,766 --> 00:02:13,534 YEAH. 59 00:02:13,567 --> 00:02:14,502 YOU GOT ANY BATTERIES I CAN BORROW? 60 00:02:14,535 --> 00:02:17,305 HEY, COME ON. WE GOT A BLACKOUT OVER HERE, TOO. 61 00:02:17,338 --> 00:02:18,472 WELL, THAT'S NOT MY PROBLEM. 62 00:02:18,506 --> 00:02:20,208 I GOT A HOUSE FULL OF GUESTS. 63 00:02:20,241 --> 00:02:21,342 SUPER BOWL PARTY. 64 00:02:21,375 --> 00:02:23,244 I WAS GONNA INVITE YOU, 65 00:02:23,277 --> 00:02:24,212 BUT I DIDN'T. 66 00:02:24,245 --> 00:02:25,279 OH, THANKS ANYWAY. 67 00:02:25,313 --> 00:02:26,614 WELL, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED? 68 00:02:26,647 --> 00:02:28,716 I DON'T KNOW, YOU KNOW? I CALLED THE CON ED GUY OVER AN HOUR AGO. 69 00:02:28,749 --> 00:02:30,651 I'M SURE THE POWER'S GONNA BE ON PRETTY SOON. 70 00:02:30,684 --> 00:02:32,286 I HOPE SO. THE HAM'S GETTIN' COLD, 71 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:33,487 AND THE BEER'S GETTIN' WARM. 72 00:02:33,521 --> 00:02:36,724 WELL, WHY DON'T YOU TRY WRAPPIN' THE HAM AROUND YOUR BEER? 73 00:02:38,626 --> 00:02:40,228 THAT MIGHT WORK. 74 00:02:40,261 --> 00:02:42,863 GOOD NEWS. I FOUND SOME CANDLES IN THE BATHROOM. 75 00:02:42,896 --> 00:02:43,897 THEY'RE SCENTED. 76 00:02:43,931 --> 00:02:44,898 WHICH SCENTS? 77 00:02:44,932 --> 00:02:46,534 HMM. VANILLA, 78 00:02:46,567 --> 00:02:47,735 POMEGRANATE, 79 00:02:47,768 --> 00:02:48,669 AND... 80 00:02:48,702 --> 00:02:49,703 I DON'T KNOW. SALMON? 81 00:02:49,737 --> 00:02:51,405 OH, OK. 82 00:02:51,439 --> 00:02:55,243 YOU SHOULD ALWAYS KEEP EMERGENCY LIGHTS IN YOUR CAR. 83 00:02:55,276 --> 00:02:57,311 PLUS A BLANKET, POTABLE WATER, 84 00:02:57,345 --> 00:02:59,647 FIRST-AID KIT, CANNED FOOD, FLARES-- 85 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:02,416 I KNOW, DAD. YOU TELL ME ALL THE TIME. 86 00:03:02,450 --> 00:03:03,150 UH-HUH. 87 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:04,485 AND WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR CAR? 88 00:03:04,518 --> 00:03:07,755 HALF A ROLL OF CERTS AND A MAP OF DELAWARE. 89 00:03:08,422 --> 00:03:09,490 LET ME ASK YOU THIS: 90 00:03:09,523 --> 00:03:11,792 HOW DOES ONE MAN CAUSE A BLACKOUT? 91 00:03:11,825 --> 00:03:14,995 OK, YOU KNOW THAT, UH, OVERGROWN OAK TREE OUT FRONT? 92 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:16,129 WELL, THE WIND WAS BLOWIN' ALL LAST WEEK, 93 00:03:16,163 --> 00:03:18,866 AND IT WAS KNOCKIN' THE BRANCHES INTO THE HOUSE, AND... 94 00:03:18,899 --> 00:03:20,734 HENRY WAS HAVIN' A HARD TIME WITH IT. 95 00:03:20,768 --> 00:03:26,340 [WIND BLOWING, BRANCHES SCRAPING, THUMPING] 96 00:03:32,746 --> 00:03:36,484 Deep Voice: LET ME OUT! 97 00:03:36,517 --> 00:03:37,651 NO! YOU'RE DEAD! 98 00:03:37,685 --> 00:03:39,387 I'M UNDEAD. 99 00:03:39,420 --> 00:03:40,754 WELL, THAT'S EVEN WORSE! 100 00:03:40,788 --> 00:03:41,755 COME ON, HENRY. 101 00:03:41,789 --> 00:03:44,725 I'D LET YOU OUT OF YOUR COFFIN. 102 00:03:44,758 --> 00:03:46,794 I'M NOT IN A COFFIN! 103 00:03:46,827 --> 00:03:47,728 YOU WILL BE. 104 00:03:47,761 --> 00:03:51,732 OK. NOW, I'M DEFINITELY NOT LETTING YOU OUT. 105 00:03:51,765 --> 00:03:52,633 DAMN IT. 106 00:03:52,666 --> 00:03:54,001 IT WAS A JOKE. 107 00:03:54,034 --> 00:03:54,768 NO, IT WASN'T! 108 00:03:54,802 --> 00:03:56,970 YOU KNOW WHAT, JUST LEAVE ME ALONE. 109 00:03:57,638 --> 00:03:59,740 AAH! AAH! 110 00:04:00,508 --> 00:04:01,208 OW! 111 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:04,812 OK. NOW YOU'RE REALLY IN TROUBLE! 112 00:04:04,845 --> 00:04:06,280 MOM! 113 00:04:06,314 --> 00:04:07,281 OK, OK! 114 00:04:07,315 --> 00:04:09,283 SWEETIE, SWEETIE. YOU'RE AWAKE, YOU'RE AWAKE, OK? 115 00:04:09,317 --> 00:04:10,884 WAS IT THE COFFIN DREAM, HENRY? 116 00:04:10,918 --> 00:04:11,952 YES. OK, HENRY. 117 00:04:11,985 --> 00:04:14,488 I PROMISE YOU, IF WE EVER PUT A COFFIN IN YOUR ROOM, 118 00:04:14,522 --> 00:04:16,790 WE'LL PUT A LID ON IT REALLY, REALLY STRONG 119 00:04:16,824 --> 00:04:19,360 SO NO ZOMBIE COULD EVER GET OUT. 120 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:21,329 IS THAT THE BEST YOU GOT? 121 00:04:21,362 --> 00:04:23,831 YES. I'M HALF ASLEEP HERE, ALL RIGHT? 122 00:04:23,864 --> 00:04:26,400 YOU KNOW, I HAD A NIGHTMARE, TOO. 123 00:04:26,434 --> 00:04:27,535 WHAT WAS IT, JIMMY? 124 00:04:27,568 --> 00:04:28,836 WELL, I DREAMT 125 00:04:28,869 --> 00:04:30,671 THAT MY BROTHER WAS A LITTLE BABY 126 00:04:30,704 --> 00:04:34,875 WHOSE SCREAMING WOKE ME UP EVERY SINGLE NIGHT. 127 00:04:34,908 --> 00:04:36,777 WAIT A SECOND. THAT WASN'T A DREAM. 128 00:04:36,810 --> 00:04:38,812 THAT'S MY REALITY! 129 00:04:38,846 --> 00:04:40,548 YOU SHUT UP, JIMMY! 130 00:04:40,581 --> 00:04:41,449 ALL RIGHT. 131 00:04:41,482 --> 00:04:42,282 THAT'S ENOUGH. THAT'S IT. REALLY. HONEST. 132 00:04:42,316 --> 00:04:44,952 TOMORROW. YOU GOTTA CALL THE TREE GUY. 133 00:04:44,985 --> 00:04:46,454 OK. OK. 134 00:04:46,487 --> 00:04:49,089 THAT'S IT RIGHT THERE. THAT LITTLE BRANCH. 135 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:50,624 SURE. I CAN TAKE CARE OF IT. 136 00:04:50,658 --> 00:04:52,092 IT'S GONNA RUN YOU ABOUT $500. 137 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:54,895 500 BUCKS? COME ON, FOR 3 MINUTES OF SAWING? 138 00:04:54,928 --> 00:04:55,863 IT JUST--IT'S JUST A BRANCH! 139 00:04:55,896 --> 00:04:57,598 WELL, I GOTTA GET A CHERRY PICKER OVER HERE, 140 00:04:57,631 --> 00:04:59,900 SECURE A FALL LINE, HIRE A MAN TO GET UP THERE-- 141 00:04:59,933 --> 00:05:01,902 OK, OK. YOU KNOW WHAT? I GOT IT MYSELF. 142 00:05:01,935 --> 00:05:05,105 SIR, FOR SOMETHING LIKE THIS, YOU NEED A TREE SURGEON. 143 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:06,974 YES, SEAN. YOU'RE NOT A TREE SURGEON. 144 00:05:07,007 --> 00:05:11,845 OH, THAT'S RIGHT. I'M NO QUALIFIED TREE SURGEON. 145 00:05:11,879 --> 00:05:13,747 SO YOU'LL LET ME KNOW? 146 00:05:13,781 --> 00:05:18,118 ALTHOUGH I DID ATTEND TREE SURGEON UNIVERSITY MEDICAL SCHOOL INTERNATIONAL 147 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:22,656 AND I WORKED WITH A PARTICULAR TREE SURGEON ANESTHESIOLOGIST-- 148 00:05:22,690 --> 00:05:23,557 OH, NURSE! 149 00:05:23,591 --> 00:05:25,659 LOOK, A WOODPECKER HAS ATTACKED THIS TREE! 150 00:05:25,693 --> 00:05:27,628 IT'S--CLEAR THE O.R.! 151 00:05:27,661 --> 00:05:29,963 I NEED 6 LITERS OF SAP, STAT! 152 00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:31,732 COME ON! COME ON! 153 00:05:31,765 --> 00:05:33,467 I DON'T WANNA LOSE YOU! NO! 154 00:05:33,501 --> 00:05:35,703 NO! NOT ON MY WATCH! 155 00:05:36,437 --> 00:05:37,405 COME ON, BABY! 156 00:05:37,438 --> 00:05:39,573 EPINEPHRINE NOW! 157 00:05:40,073 --> 00:05:41,709 OH, YES! 158 00:05:41,742 --> 00:05:43,043 I THINK WE GOT HIM BACK! 159 00:05:43,076 --> 00:05:45,679 WE HAVE A PULSE! 160 00:05:45,713 --> 00:05:47,014 CLAUDIA? 161 00:05:47,648 --> 00:05:48,716 DON'T TELL ME. 162 00:05:48,749 --> 00:05:49,817 YOU WENT IN THE TREE. 163 00:05:49,850 --> 00:05:50,918 YEAH, DAD. I WENT IN THE TREE. 164 00:05:50,951 --> 00:05:52,786 YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE THE TOOLS. 165 00:05:52,820 --> 00:05:54,955 HEY, I GOT SOME TOOLS. 166 00:05:56,890 --> 00:05:58,659 SEAN, I'M GOING TO THE STORE. 167 00:05:58,692 --> 00:06:00,828 BE CAREFUL UP THERE. 168 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:01,995 WHAT? 169 00:06:02,029 --> 00:06:03,664 I SAID BE CAREFUL. 170 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:05,833 OH, YEAH. THAT'S THE ONE THING I FORGOT-- 171 00:06:05,866 --> 00:06:08,636 TO BE CAREFUL WITH THE SAW 30 FEET UP IN THE AIR. 172 00:06:08,669 --> 00:06:09,937 THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME. 173 00:06:09,970 --> 00:06:11,739 YOU'RE WELCOME. IF YOU GO TO THE HOSPITAL, 174 00:06:11,772 --> 00:06:14,074 DON'T FORGET TO BRING YOUR ARM. 175 00:06:27,688 --> 00:06:28,822 LILY? 176 00:06:28,856 --> 00:06:30,891 AAH! 177 00:06:35,796 --> 00:06:36,564 OH, MY GOD. 178 00:06:36,597 --> 00:06:38,165 LILY IS SMOKIN' THE HIPPIE LETTUCE? 179 00:06:38,198 --> 00:06:39,099 OH, COME ON, DAD. 180 00:06:39,132 --> 00:06:42,202 TAKE IT EASY, ALL RIGHT? IT'S TAKEN CARE OF. 181 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:45,072 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 182 00:06:46,006 --> 00:06:50,744 FINNERTY. MY GUESTS AND I WERE JUST OUT FRONT TALKIN' TO THE CON ED GUY, 183 00:06:50,778 --> 00:06:53,146 AND HE THINKS HE FOUND THE PROBLEM. 184 00:06:53,180 --> 00:06:54,314 OH, THAT'S GREAT. 185 00:06:54,347 --> 00:06:56,817 YEAH. HE THINKS IT MIGHT HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS. 186 00:06:56,850 --> 00:06:57,918 OH. WELL, 187 00:06:57,951 --> 00:07:00,087 I THINK WE CAN ALL AGREE THAT THAT'S THE WRONG TOOL 188 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:00,921 FOR THE JOB. 189 00:07:00,954 --> 00:07:04,792 YEAH. WHAT WAS "S. FINNERTY" THINKIN'? 190 00:07:04,825 --> 00:07:06,059 OK. 191 00:07:06,093 --> 00:07:06,760 OK, LOOK. 192 00:07:06,794 --> 00:07:07,995 I MIGHT HAVE ACCIDENTALLY, UH-- 193 00:07:08,028 --> 00:07:09,663 YOU'VE SAID ENOUGH, SEAN. 194 00:07:09,697 --> 00:07:10,598 LET ME HANDLE THIS. 195 00:07:10,631 --> 00:07:13,033 GUYS, MY BROTHER DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG. 196 00:07:13,066 --> 00:07:14,602 YOU'RE GUESTS IN HIS HOUSE. 197 00:07:14,635 --> 00:07:15,736 HEY, IT'S OK, ED, I-- 198 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:19,006 NO, IT AIN'T OK. YOU DON'T OWE ANYBODY AN EXPLANATION. 199 00:07:22,042 --> 00:07:22,843 EXCEPT MAYBE THIS GUY. 200 00:07:22,876 --> 00:07:26,113 OK. LOOK, GUYS. I'M SORRY, ALL RIGHT? 201 00:07:26,146 --> 00:07:27,180 IT WAS AN ACCIDENT, BUT, COME ON, 202 00:07:27,214 --> 00:07:29,116 IT'S JUST--IT'S JUST A FOOTBALL GAME. 203 00:07:29,149 --> 00:07:30,518 IT'S JUST A FOOTBALL GAME? 204 00:07:30,551 --> 00:07:31,552 IT'S THE SUPER BOWL. 205 00:07:31,585 --> 00:07:34,622 YEAH. WELL, COME ON. THE SUPER BOWL'S ALWAYS DULL. 206 00:07:37,090 --> 00:07:39,092 OH, MY GOD. IS THAT A TV? 207 00:07:39,126 --> 00:07:39,760 IS THE GAME ON? 208 00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:41,094 I THINK THAT'S KURT WARNER. 209 00:07:41,128 --> 00:07:42,730 NO. THAT'S MARSHALL FAULK. 210 00:07:42,763 --> 00:07:44,998 I THINK IT'S AN EYELASH. 211 00:07:45,032 --> 00:07:46,734 HELL OF A SUPER BOWL PARTY, SEAN. 212 00:07:46,767 --> 00:07:52,005 I'M GONNA GO FIND LILY AND SEE IF I CAN CATCH A BUZZ. 213 00:07:52,573 --> 00:07:53,206 OH! 214 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:54,942 SEAN, I AM SO SORRY! 215 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:57,645 I REALLY OWE YOU AN APOLOGY ABOUT WHAT I SAID BEFORE. 216 00:07:57,678 --> 00:08:00,113 I REALLY SHOULDN'T NAG YOU ABOUT BEING CAREFUL. 217 00:08:00,147 --> 00:08:01,214 CLAUDIA, I-- NO, NO, NO, NO! 218 00:08:01,248 --> 00:08:02,215 IT WAS REALLY BOTHERING ME 219 00:08:02,249 --> 00:08:05,018 WHILE I WAS AT THE STORE AND WALKING HOME AND... 220 00:08:05,052 --> 00:08:08,956 STEPPING OVER THAT BROKEN TREE LIMB AND THE SPARKING POWER LINES. 221 00:08:08,989 --> 00:08:12,092 OK, OK, CLAUDIA. I COULD BE MORE CAREFUL. 222 00:08:12,125 --> 00:08:13,594 YOU THINK? 223 00:08:13,627 --> 00:08:14,728 YEAH, ACTUALLY... 224 00:08:14,762 --> 00:08:17,998 ACTUALLY, HE'S GOT A GOOD EXCUSE FOR BEING DISTRACTED. 225 00:08:18,031 --> 00:08:18,699 SEE, LILY HAD-- 226 00:08:18,732 --> 00:08:20,100 DAD, DAD! UH, UH, UH, UH! OH! 227 00:08:20,133 --> 00:08:21,535 IT'S GOT NOTHIN' TO DO WITH LILY. 228 00:08:21,569 --> 00:08:22,570 THIS IS ALL ABOUT ME. LISTEN, BABY, 229 00:08:22,603 --> 00:08:25,539 I'M SORRY I WAS SO CARELESS. CAN YOU FORGIVE ME? 230 00:08:25,573 --> 00:08:28,909 NO. I'M GONNA NEED TO HANG ON TO THIS ONE FOR A LITTLE WHILE. 231 00:08:28,942 --> 00:08:33,113 OK? I'LL BE DOWN IN A LITTLE BIT TO MOCK YOU A LITTLE BIT MORE. 232 00:08:33,146 --> 00:08:34,114 LOOKIN' FORWARD TO IT. 233 00:08:34,147 --> 00:08:38,018 HERE YOU GO. THERE'S ABOUT 90 SECONDS ON THAT. 234 00:08:39,086 --> 00:08:39,920 I DON'T GET IT, SEAN. 235 00:08:39,953 --> 00:08:41,188 WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST TELL HER ABOUT LILY? 236 00:08:41,221 --> 00:08:42,255 WELL, IF I TOLD HER THAT, 237 00:08:42,289 --> 00:08:45,092 THEN I WOULD HAVE TO TELL HER ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE. 238 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:47,127 WHOA. ARE YOU OK? 239 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:48,161 NO. 240 00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:48,996 WHAT HAPPENED? 241 00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:49,963 YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. 242 00:08:49,997 --> 00:08:51,765 I SAW YOU WITH THE BAG OF POT! 243 00:08:51,799 --> 00:08:53,634 THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE ME. 244 00:08:53,667 --> 00:08:55,636 WELL, IT WAS. 245 00:08:55,669 --> 00:08:57,971 WHERE IS IT? 246 00:08:58,005 --> 00:08:58,872 HUH? HUH? 247 00:08:58,906 --> 00:09:00,641 DON'T GO IN THERE! 248 00:09:00,674 --> 00:09:02,943 THAT IS MY UNDERWEAR DRAWER! 249 00:09:02,976 --> 00:09:04,244 AHA! 250 00:09:04,277 --> 00:09:05,278 HERE IT IS. 251 00:09:05,312 --> 00:09:06,279 THAT'S NOT MINE. 252 00:09:06,313 --> 00:09:06,980 THAT'S NOT YOURS. 253 00:09:07,014 --> 00:09:08,248 IS THAT THE BEST YOU COULD DO? 254 00:09:08,281 --> 00:09:10,150 IT'S THE TRUTH. IT'S NOT. 255 00:09:10,183 --> 00:09:12,653 WELL, THEN WHOSE IS IT? 256 00:09:13,186 --> 00:09:14,755 YOURS. 257 00:09:14,788 --> 00:09:17,858 OH. YEAH. 258 00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:21,061 YEAH. SO IT IS. 259 00:09:23,631 --> 00:09:25,933 HEY, MOVE OVER. I CAN'T SEE THE SCREEN. 260 00:09:25,966 --> 00:09:26,900 YOU THINK I CAN SEE? 261 00:09:26,934 --> 00:09:28,802 OW! GET OFF MY FOOT! GOD! 262 00:09:28,836 --> 00:09:30,303 HEY, KID, GIVE ME THAT TV. 263 00:09:30,337 --> 00:09:33,607 HEY, HANDS OFF, NO-NECK. 264 00:09:33,974 --> 00:09:36,610 EVERYBODY JUST RELAX, ALL RIGHT? 265 00:09:36,644 --> 00:09:38,045 I'LL DESCRIBE WHAT'S GOING ON. 266 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:39,346 ALL RIGHT. THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. 267 00:09:39,379 --> 00:09:41,348 ALL RIGHT. SO, THE GUY'S KICKING THE BALL-- 268 00:09:41,381 --> 00:09:43,250 WHAT IS IT? A PUNT OR A FIELD GOAL? 269 00:09:43,283 --> 00:09:44,084 WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? 270 00:09:44,117 --> 00:09:45,152 WELL, WAS ANYBODY HOLDING IT FOR HIM? 271 00:09:45,185 --> 00:09:47,621 I DON'T KNOW. THAT PART'S OVER. I CAN'T REMEMBER. 272 00:09:47,655 --> 00:09:48,856 N-N-NOW, DID HE CATCH THE KICK? 273 00:09:48,889 --> 00:09:50,624 I DON'T KNOW. YOU WERE TALKING TO ME. 274 00:09:50,658 --> 00:09:51,591 WELL, WHAT'S HAPPENIN' NOW? 275 00:09:51,625 --> 00:09:53,994 STOP YELLING AT ME. YOU'RE MAKING ME NERVOUS. 276 00:09:54,027 --> 00:09:54,928 OH, MAN! OH! 277 00:09:54,962 --> 00:09:55,963 KID, DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT FOOTBALL? 278 00:09:55,996 --> 00:09:57,698 I KNOW THAT IT'S PLAYED BY A BUNCH OF MUSCLEHEADS 279 00:09:57,731 --> 00:10:00,367 WHO CAN'T EVEN COUNT THEIR TOES. 280 00:10:01,168 --> 00:10:02,502 HEY, I USED TO PLAY FOOTBALL. 281 00:10:02,535 --> 00:10:07,607 OH, WELL, GO AHEAD AND TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES, AND WE'LL GIVE YOU A HAND. 282 00:10:08,709 --> 00:10:10,410 I'VE GOT ICE-CREAM SANDWICHES. 283 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:11,344 I'LL TAKE ONE OF THOSE. 284 00:10:11,378 --> 00:10:12,345 I DON'T THINK YOU HEARD ME. 285 00:10:12,379 --> 00:10:14,782 I SAID I'VE GOT ICE-CREAM SANDWICHES. 286 00:10:14,815 --> 00:10:15,649 WELL, THAT SUCKS. 287 00:10:15,683 --> 00:10:19,019 NAH. I'M JUST KIDDIN'. I'LL SELL YOU ONE. 288 00:10:19,052 --> 00:10:22,656 WELL, IT'S NICE THAT YOU CAN SHARE YOUR STASH WITH YOUR DAUGHTER. 289 00:10:22,690 --> 00:10:23,891 YEAH. THANKS, DAD. 290 00:10:23,924 --> 00:10:28,228 NO, REALLY. MAYBE YOU CAN BUY HER A HOOKER FOR HER BIRTHDAY. 291 00:10:28,261 --> 00:10:30,964 WHY WOULD I BUY HER A HOOKER? 292 00:10:30,998 --> 00:10:32,933 TO SMOKE HER WEED IN. 293 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:34,301 IT'S CALLED A HOOKAH. 294 00:10:34,334 --> 00:10:38,005 WELL, YOU OUGHTA KNOW, WASTE-CASE. 295 00:10:38,038 --> 00:10:39,907 HI, BABE. WAS EDDIE IN OUR BEDROOM? 296 00:10:39,940 --> 00:10:40,708 I DON'T KNOW. WHY? 297 00:10:40,741 --> 00:10:43,176 'CAUSE, UH, 'CAUSE I FOUND A LITTLE-- 298 00:10:43,210 --> 00:10:45,012 SOME ITEM ON OUR, UH, BED. 299 00:10:45,045 --> 00:10:49,016 OH, DON'T WORRY, CLAUDIA. I'M HIP TO THE POT SCENE. 300 00:10:49,382 --> 00:10:50,818 WHAT'S GOIN' ON? 301 00:10:50,851 --> 00:10:51,885 CLAUDIA, I DIDN'T WANNA WORRY YOU, 302 00:10:51,919 --> 00:10:53,453 BUT I FOUND THAT POT ON LILY. 303 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:54,822 LILY HAS POT? 304 00:10:54,855 --> 00:10:57,257 HAD. SHE HAD. I TOOK IT FROM HER. 305 00:10:57,290 --> 00:10:58,158 TOOK IT BACK! 306 00:10:58,191 --> 00:11:01,294 DAD, WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO WATCH THE GAME? 307 00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:03,030 IT WAS SEAN'S. 308 00:11:03,063 --> 00:11:03,931 YOU HAD THE POT? 309 00:11:03,964 --> 00:11:05,966 YES! YES. AND THEN LILY TOOK IT FROM ME. 310 00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:06,934 AND SHE SMOKED IT? 311 00:11:06,967 --> 00:11:08,035 NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT. 312 00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:09,202 I GOT TO HER JUST IN TIME, 313 00:11:09,236 --> 00:11:11,972 AND I HANDLED IT VERY BEAUTIFULLY. 314 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:14,708 WHERE YOU GOT THE POT IS NOT RELEVANT. 315 00:11:14,742 --> 00:11:15,709 I GOT IT FROM YOU. 316 00:11:15,743 --> 00:11:17,845 LIKE I SAID, NOT RELEVANT. 317 00:11:17,878 --> 00:11:19,046 THE QUESTION IS, 318 00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:19,747 WHY DO YOU HAVE IT? 319 00:11:19,780 --> 00:11:21,815 DAD, I WASN'T LOOKING FOR IT. 320 00:11:21,849 --> 00:11:23,050 I JUST WANTED A SWEATER. 321 00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:26,720 MOM, WHERE'S YOUR RED SWEATER? 322 00:11:26,754 --> 00:11:28,121 Claudia: YOU CAN'T WEAR IT! 323 00:11:28,155 --> 00:11:30,257 I'M NOT GOING TO. 324 00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:31,391 WHERE IS IT? 325 00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:34,227 GET OUT OF MY CLOSET! 326 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:40,768 WHOA. 327 00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:41,701 AND WHAT WERE YOU THINKING OF DOIN' WITH THIS? 328 00:11:41,735 --> 00:11:44,037 WELL, I WAS GONNA SMOKE IT ALL AND GO CRAZY 329 00:11:44,071 --> 00:11:46,239 AS A WARNING FOR OTHER TEENS. 330 00:11:46,273 --> 00:11:48,108 COME ON. 331 00:11:48,141 --> 00:11:49,476 DAD, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 332 00:11:49,509 --> 00:11:51,845 I'M NOT A KID ANYMORE. I'M CURIOUS. 333 00:11:51,879 --> 00:11:53,446 WHAT ABOUT ALL THOSE TIMES I TOLD YOU 334 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:54,714 DON'T DO DRUGS. 335 00:11:54,748 --> 00:11:57,117 WELL, THAT'S BEFORE I REALIZED YOU DIDN'T WANT ME TO DO YOURS. 336 00:11:57,150 --> 00:11:59,953 COME ON. THIS STUFF'S BEEN IN MY CLOSET FOR YEARS. 337 00:11:59,987 --> 00:12:01,789 AND WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE THAT? 338 00:12:01,822 --> 00:12:03,156 OK. I ADMIT IT. 339 00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:05,759 I'VE SMOKED POT IN MY PAST. 340 00:12:05,793 --> 00:12:06,827 OK? BUT BELIEVE ME, 341 00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:08,328 THEY WERE NOT MY FINEST HOURS. 342 00:12:08,361 --> 00:12:10,798 WHOO! SO, THE GUY'S OUT IN THE WOODS-- HEE HEE HEE! 343 00:12:10,831 --> 00:12:12,800 HE'S GOT--HE'S GOT HIS GUN, AND HE'S-- 344 00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:13,967 HE'S, LIKE, BEAR HUNTIN', 345 00:12:14,001 --> 00:12:16,303 AND THEN HE SEES THE BEAR, AND--POW! 346 00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:17,237 AND HE MISSES THE BEAR, 347 00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:18,405 AND THEN THE BEAR COMES OVER, 348 00:12:18,438 --> 00:12:21,308 AND HE JUST TEARS THIS DUDE'S PANTS OFF, AND HE'S, LIKE-- 349 00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:26,313 HEE HEE HEE! HEE HEE HEE! 350 00:12:26,346 --> 00:12:28,015 HAVE YOU HEARD THIS ONE? 351 00:12:28,048 --> 00:12:28,816 NO. 352 00:12:28,849 --> 00:12:29,449 SO--HEE HEE HEE! 353 00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:30,250 HEE HEE HEE! HEE HEE HEE! 354 00:12:30,283 --> 00:12:31,985 SO, WAIT. HE COMES BACK IN THE WOODS, 355 00:12:32,019 --> 00:12:34,487 AND HE'S GOT--HE'S GOT, LIKE, A TANK, YOU KNOW? 356 00:12:34,521 --> 00:12:36,790 AND, HE, LIKE--BOOM! HE KILLS THE BEAR! 357 00:12:36,824 --> 00:12:40,493 NO, THE BEAR'S NOT DEAD, 'CAUSE THE BEAR SAYS-- 358 00:12:40,527 --> 00:12:41,728 HEE HEE HEE! 359 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:44,564 HE GOES, YOU DON'T COME OUT HERE TO HUNT, DO YOU? HEE HEE HEE! 360 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:47,367 Eddie: NO, NO, NO. YOU'RE TELLIN' IT WRONG. 361 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:48,869 THERE'S THIS HUNTER-- 362 00:12:48,902 --> 00:12:49,669 RIGHT. 363 00:12:49,702 --> 00:12:52,973 AND HE'S HUNTIN' A BEAR--HEE HEE HEE! 364 00:12:53,006 --> 00:12:54,041 THAT'S NOT FUNNY. 365 00:12:54,074 --> 00:12:56,043 THAT'S THE POINT. IT'S NOT FUNNY. 366 00:12:56,076 --> 00:12:57,210 IT'S STUPID. 367 00:12:57,244 --> 00:12:59,412 I WAS STUPID. THAT'S WHAT POT DOES. IT MAKES YOU STUPID. 368 00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:01,148 SO, JUST--JUST DO ME A FAVOR, 369 00:13:01,181 --> 00:13:04,317 OK? JUST LEARN FROM MY MISTAKES? 370 00:13:04,351 --> 00:13:06,053 OK. 371 00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:06,920 ALL RIGHT. 372 00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:09,022 YOU'RE A GREAT KID, LILY. 373 00:13:09,056 --> 00:13:12,459 I MEAN THAT, AND I'M GLAD WE HAD THIS TALK. 374 00:13:12,492 --> 00:13:14,294 ME, TOO. 375 00:13:14,327 --> 00:13:16,129 HEY, W-W-WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'? 376 00:13:16,163 --> 00:13:17,197 I'M TAKIN' THIS TO THE PARTY. 377 00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:18,198 DIDN'T YOU HEAR A WORD I JUST SAID? 378 00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:20,901 YEAH, BUT I ALREADY TOLD MY FRIENDS I HAD IT. 379 00:13:20,934 --> 00:13:21,902 I'LL LOOK LIKE A LIAR. 380 00:13:21,935 --> 00:13:23,236 AW, THAT'S A REAL DAMN SHAME. 381 00:13:23,270 --> 00:13:25,172 DAD, WHAT ABOUT THAT WHOLE STORY YOU JUST TOLD ME 382 00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:27,340 ABOUT ALWAYS KEEPING YOUR PROMISES? 383 00:13:27,374 --> 00:13:29,009 THERE WAS NOTHIN' LIKE THAT IN MY STORY. 384 00:13:29,042 --> 00:13:32,145 I THOUGHT THE BEAR REPRESENTED TRUTH AND HONESTY. 385 00:13:32,179 --> 00:13:34,915 OK. LOOK, LILY. I CAN'T STOP YOU FROM TRYIN' POT, 386 00:13:34,948 --> 00:13:38,085 BUT I CAN STOP YOU FROM TRYIN' THIS POT. 387 00:13:39,953 --> 00:13:42,055 WELL, SHE DIDN'T LIKE IT, 388 00:13:42,089 --> 00:13:45,192 BUT I'D RATHER BE RIGHT THAN POPULAR. 389 00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:47,627 WOW. I AM REALLY IMPRESSED. 390 00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:48,295 THANK YOU. 391 00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:49,897 CAN I ASK YOU ONE QUESTION? 392 00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:50,663 SURE. 393 00:13:50,697 --> 00:13:52,199 WHY DO YOU HAVE POT IN OUR HOUSE? 394 00:13:52,232 --> 00:13:54,434 I--I DON'T SEE HOW THAT'S GERMANE. 395 00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:56,369 OUR DAUGHTER WOULDN'T HAVE IT 396 00:13:56,403 --> 00:13:57,337 IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE IT. 397 00:13:57,370 --> 00:13:59,239 OK. COME ON. IF SHE REALLY WANTED TO TRY POT, 398 00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:01,208 SHE'S GONNA GET HER HANDS ON IT ONE WAY OR ANOTHER. 399 00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:04,011 Eddie: YEAH. IT WILL GROW ANYWHERE. 400 00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:08,181 THROW A COUPLE OF SEEDS IN A BROKEN BIRDBATH, 401 00:14:08,215 --> 00:14:11,251 NEXT THING YOU KNOW YOU GOT A 5-FOOT PLANT. 402 00:14:11,952 --> 00:14:15,088 THAT'S WHAT'S GROWING IN MY BIRDBATH? 403 00:14:15,122 --> 00:14:16,623 NO. NO, DAD. 404 00:14:16,656 --> 00:14:18,158 YOU TOLD ME IT WAS CANNABIS. 405 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:19,927 IT IS, IT IS. I PROMISE. 406 00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:21,361 WELL, IT BETTER BE! 407 00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:25,098 SO, WHAT, ARE YOU GIVING ALL OUR BEERS OVER TO O'KEEFE AND HIS BUDDIES? 408 00:14:25,132 --> 00:14:29,069 GIVING THEM? NO. I'M NOT GIVING THEM. 409 00:14:31,238 --> 00:14:32,172 I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. 410 00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:35,008 OH, COME ON. WHY ARE YOU ON SUCH A HIGH HORSE? 411 00:14:35,042 --> 00:14:36,176 YOU'RE NO BETTER THAN I AM. 412 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,278 UH, I AM BETTER THAN YOU. 413 00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:41,681 OH, OH, OK. COME ON. LIKE YOU NEVER TOKED IT UP BEFORE? 414 00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,683 A LITTLE. BUT... 415 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,118 YOU REMEMBER WHAT IT DID TO ME. 416 00:14:45,152 --> 00:14:48,221 SO THEY'RE SNEAKIN' THROUGH THE WOODS, 417 00:14:48,255 --> 00:14:51,091 AND THE BEAR COMES UP BEHIND HIM AND TEARS OFF HIS PANTS, 418 00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:52,159 AND HE STARTS DOIN' HIM-- 419 00:14:52,192 --> 00:14:53,927 KNOCK IT OFF! 420 00:14:53,961 --> 00:14:54,527 WHAT? 421 00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:56,063 STOP TALKIN' ABOUT BEARS. 422 00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:57,030 WHAT, ARE YOU SCARED? 423 00:14:57,064 --> 00:14:58,198 WE'RE OUT IN THE WOODS. 424 00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,466 WE'RE 20 FEET FROM WHITE CASTLE. 425 00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:03,303 OH, EXCEPT LAST YEAR, REMEMBER, THERE WERE THOSE 2 KODIAK BEARS 426 00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:05,305 THAT ESCAPED FROM THE STATEN ISLAND ZOO. 427 00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:06,573 THAT'S WHAT I HEARD. SHUT UP! 428 00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:08,608 YEAH, I'M SERIOUS. 429 00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:10,477 WAS... WH-WHAT WAS THAT? 430 00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:11,444 WH-WH-WHAT? 431 00:15:11,478 --> 00:15:14,047 NO, THAT WAS-- THAT WAS, LIKE, A KODIAK BEAR. 432 00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:14,847 OH, GOD! 433 00:15:14,881 --> 00:15:16,149 STOP IT! WE BETTER GET OUT OF HERE. 434 00:15:16,183 --> 00:15:17,584 DON'T SHOW FEAR! IT JUST ATTRACTS THEM! 435 00:15:17,617 --> 00:15:20,253 SHH, SHH, SHH, SHH! NO, NO! 436 00:15:20,287 --> 00:15:21,154 NO! 437 00:15:21,188 --> 00:15:22,155 AAH! AAH! 438 00:15:22,189 --> 00:15:24,624 HA HA HA! 439 00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:26,093 BABE, COME ON. 440 00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:27,127 WE'RE DIFFERENT PEOPLE NOW. 441 00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:30,297 WE DON'T HANG OUT BEHIND THE WHITE CASTLE ANYMORE. 442 00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:31,498 I KNOW THAT. 443 00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:32,865 SO, WHY DO YOU NEED TO HANG ON TO THE POT ALL THESE YEARS? 444 00:15:32,899 --> 00:15:37,270 I DON'T KNOW. I MEAN, WHY DO YOU HANG ON TO YOUR BRIDESMAID DRESSES? 445 00:15:37,304 --> 00:15:38,638 YOU'RE NEVER GONNA WEAR THEM. 446 00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:40,473 THEY'RE EXPENSIVE. 447 00:15:40,507 --> 00:15:43,276 SO IS POT! 448 00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:47,080 YES, BUT I'M NOT WORRIED THE KIDS ARE GONNA FIND THEM. 449 00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:50,150 ARE YOU FORGETTING SOMETHING? 450 00:15:51,351 --> 00:15:54,087 I'M A LADY! 451 00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:00,627 I'M GONNA THROW THIS AWAY. 452 00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:02,395 FINE. WAIT! 453 00:16:02,429 --> 00:16:04,764 YOU'RE GONNA THROW IT AWAY? 454 00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:06,599 WHAT? YOU WANNA SMOKE IT? 455 00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:07,400 NO! 456 00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:08,601 N-NO, NO! 457 00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:10,037 WELL, I'M THROWING IT AWAY. 458 00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:11,471 FINE. GOOD. FINE. 459 00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:12,672 HOLD ON A SECOND! 460 00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:13,640 WHAT? 461 00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:15,575 WELL, IT'S JUST... 462 00:16:15,608 --> 00:16:17,377 I JUST LIKE HAVIN' IT AROUND. 463 00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:18,345 IT'S NOT LIKE I WANNA SMOKE IT. 464 00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:20,780 IT'S JUST NICE TO KNOW I COULD IF I WANTED TO. 465 00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:24,551 IT'S LIKE MY SECURITY POT, YOU KNOW? 466 00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:29,189 I MEAN, YOU DO REALIZE THAT EVEN IF YOU DID SMOKE IT, 467 00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:31,358 YOU WOULDN'T MAGICALLY BECOME A TEENAGER 468 00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:33,160 WITH NO RESPONSIBILITIES, RIGHT? 469 00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:34,694 YEAH. YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU KNOW WHAT? 470 00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:35,595 THROW IT AWAY. 471 00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:37,364 JUST THROW IT AWAY. 472 00:16:37,397 --> 00:16:38,231 OK. 473 00:16:38,265 --> 00:16:40,067 HOLD ON A SECOND! 474 00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:41,134 LET ME DO IT. 475 00:16:41,168 --> 00:16:42,235 ALL RIGHT. 476 00:16:42,269 --> 00:16:43,436 OK. 477 00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:45,638 GOOD-BYE. 478 00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:50,343 WAIT A MINUTE. 479 00:16:50,377 --> 00:16:52,112 THIS IS OREGANO. 480 00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:53,380 WHAT? 481 00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:54,314 YEAH! THAT'S OREGANO! 482 00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,116 OH, MY GOD. LILY! 483 00:16:56,149 --> 00:16:59,619 LILY STOLE MY WEED! 484 00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:01,454 ALL RIGHT. 485 00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:02,122 WELL, HERE'S THE SNAP. 486 00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:02,955 THE QUARTERBACK DROPS BACK. 487 00:17:02,989 --> 00:17:05,158 IT'S A REVERSE! NO, A DOUBLE REVERSE! 488 00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:06,559 OH, MAN, THE DEFENSE IS TOTALLY SUCKERED! 489 00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:10,330 HE'S AT THE 30, THE 20, ONE MAN TO BEAT... 490 00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:10,997 TOUCHDOWN! 491 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,332 [ALL CHEER] AND WE'RE TIED! 492 00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:13,633 UNBELIEVABLE! WHAT A GAME! 493 00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:16,836 OH, MAN, THIS IS GREAT! YOU KNOW, IT'S ALMOST LIKE WE'RE THERE! 494 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,771 YOU KNOW, IN FRONT OF THE TELEVISION. 495 00:17:18,805 --> 00:17:19,806 YEAH! 496 00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:20,673 I'M GONNA KILL HER. 497 00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:22,409 I'M GONNA DRIVE OVER THERE, PICK HER UP, 498 00:17:22,442 --> 00:17:23,810 TAKE HER BACK HERE, AND KILL HER. 499 00:17:23,843 --> 00:17:25,112 DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHERE SHE IS? 500 00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:26,713 YEAH, YEAH. SHE'S AT ALISON'S HOUSE. 501 00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:27,480 WHICH IS WHERE? 502 00:17:27,514 --> 00:17:29,182 OH, GOD. I'LL HAVE TO LOOK IT UP. 503 00:17:29,216 --> 00:17:31,184 THAT'S, UH, MR. AND MRS... 504 00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:31,951 ALISON'S DAD? 505 00:17:31,984 --> 00:17:33,753 HE, YOU KNOW, HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE. 506 00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:34,821 HE DRIVES A GREEN ACCORD. 507 00:17:34,854 --> 00:17:37,290 TELL THE OPERATOR. I'M SURE SHE CAN TRACK HIM DOWN. 508 00:17:37,324 --> 00:17:39,092 OH, GOD. YOU KNOW WHAT? NO. THIS IS BETTER. 509 00:17:39,126 --> 00:17:40,427 THIS IS BETTER. I'M JUST GONNA WAIT. 510 00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:41,394 I'M GONNA WAIT AND STEW. 511 00:17:41,428 --> 00:17:43,696 SHE'S GONNA WISH I'D GOTTEN TO HER FIRST. YES! 512 00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:48,435 THIS IS GETTING WORSE FOR HER EVERY PASSING SECOND. 513 00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:49,336 HI. I'M HOME. 514 00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:51,371 YOU GUYS REMEMBER ALISON AND ALISON'S DAD? 515 00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:52,405 THAT'S HIM. 516 00:17:52,439 --> 00:17:54,407 SHAVED YOUR MUSTACHE. STILL KNOW IT'S YOU, BUDDY. 517 00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:56,743 SO, ARE YOU GUYS ENJOYING THE GAME? 518 00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:59,346 OH. YEAH, YEAH. OF COURSE. 519 00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:00,847 YEAH. GREAT COMMERCIALS, HUH? 520 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:01,781 HA HA HA! THOSE ARE THE BEST PART. 521 00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:02,782 ALWAYS. YOU KNOW, LIKE THE DORITO COMMERCIAL 522 00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:05,285 WITH THE GIRL IN THE LAUNDROMAT-- WHIR WHIR-- 523 00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:07,287 AND SHE CATCHES THE DORITO IN HER MOUTH? 524 00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:08,821 GIVE ME BACK MY POT! 525 00:18:08,855 --> 00:18:09,656 WHAT? 526 00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:12,225 YOU STOLE MY POT, AND I WANT IT BACK! 527 00:18:12,259 --> 00:18:13,293 HONEY? 528 00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:14,794 OK. BYE. 529 00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:16,763 WHAT?! 530 00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:17,697 I TRUSTED YOU. 531 00:18:17,730 --> 00:18:20,733 I TOLD YOU DEGRADING STORIES FROM MY PAST. 532 00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,369 I DIDN'T TAKE IT. 533 00:18:22,402 --> 00:18:24,537 HA HA HA. THEN PLEASE EXPLAIN TO US 534 00:18:24,571 --> 00:18:27,174 HOW THIS BAG GOT FULL OF OREGANO. 535 00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:27,840 OREGANO? 536 00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:29,742 OH! DON'T PLAY DUMB, LILY. 537 00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:30,877 WE KNOW WHAT YOU DID. 538 00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:31,911 SEAN, CALM DOWN. 539 00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:32,745 OH, WHAT? I'M GONNA TAKE PARENTING ADVICE FROM YOU? 540 00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:33,713 BUT YOU SHOULD KNOW-- COME ON, EDDIE! 541 00:18:33,746 --> 00:18:38,418 THE STUFF IN THAT BAG HAS ALWAYS BEEN OREGANO. 542 00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:40,420 WHAT? 543 00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:41,621 REMEMBER WHEN I USED TO WORK AT RAY'S PIZZA? 544 00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:45,124 YOU REMEMBER THAT? REMEMBER WHEN YOU USED TO COME IN? 545 00:18:49,229 --> 00:18:49,929 SEE YOUR GUY? 546 00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:51,398 YEAH. SAW MY GUY. 547 00:18:51,431 --> 00:18:52,865 YOU GOT IT? 548 00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:54,434 I GOT IT. 549 00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:56,469 ALL RIGHT. 550 00:18:56,503 --> 00:18:57,404 TAKE IT EASY WITH THAT STUFF. 551 00:18:57,437 --> 00:19:00,907 THAT'S GOOD STUFF. YOU KNOW WHERE IT'S FROM? 552 00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:03,243 IT'S FROM MARYLAND. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? 553 00:19:03,276 --> 00:19:03,876 MM-MMM. 554 00:19:03,910 --> 00:19:05,878 THAT MEANS IT'S GOOD. 555 00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:09,816 EXCUSE ME. SORRY. 556 00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:10,650 UH, THIS IS EMPTY. 557 00:19:10,683 --> 00:19:11,884 WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME? 558 00:19:11,918 --> 00:19:15,322 THAT'S A POPULAR SPICE. 559 00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:17,257 EDDIE! 560 00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:18,591 YOU HAD 2 CHILDREN AT THE TIME. 561 00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:20,260 I WAS LOOKIN' OUT FOR YOU. 562 00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:21,093 NO, YOU WEREN'T. 563 00:19:21,127 --> 00:19:23,530 OK. A COUPLE OF MY FRIENDS CAME OVER, 564 00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:25,298 AND YOUR HALF GOT KINDA, YOU KNOW... 565 00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:28,468 ALL RIGHT. WELL, HEY, THANKS FOR RIPPIN' ME OFF. 566 00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:29,736 AH. 567 00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:33,673 OH, GOD. YOU KNOW WHAT, I HOPE YOU LEARNED YOUR LESSON. 568 00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:36,343 WHAT, DON'T BUY POT FROM UNCLE EDDIE? 569 00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:37,544 NO! 570 00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:38,611 NO. NO. 571 00:19:38,645 --> 00:19:40,947 IF YOU EVER THINK ABOUT USIN' DRUGS, REMEMBER THIS: 572 00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:42,482 YOUR FATHER LOVES YOU VERY MUCH, 573 00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:45,485 HE'S CRAZY, AND HE OWNS A CIRCULAR SAW. 574 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,887 GOT IT. 575 00:19:48,488 --> 00:19:49,289 ALL RIGHT. SO, IT'S A TIE GAME. 576 00:19:49,322 --> 00:19:51,491 THE QUARTERBACK TAKES A SHOTGUN SNAP. 577 00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:52,492 HE DROPS BACK TO PASS. 578 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:53,593 BLITZ! OH, MY GOD! 579 00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:54,727 THEY'VE TORN HIS ARM OFF! 580 00:19:54,761 --> 00:19:56,663 NOW THEY'RE HITTING HIM WITH IT! 581 00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,698 HOW CAN THAT NOT BE A PENALTY? 582 00:19:58,731 --> 00:20:00,800 WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT? 583 00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:02,569 LET ME SEE THAT! 584 00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:03,970 [TV COMES ON] 585 00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:04,971 HEY, THE POWER'S BACK! 586 00:20:05,004 --> 00:20:07,574 Announcer: SO, AT THE END OF THE THIRD QUARTER, 587 00:20:07,607 --> 00:20:09,776 OUR SCORE REMAINS 43-6. 588 00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:10,377 [ALL GROAN] 589 00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:13,246 43-6! THAT'S A BLOWOUT! 590 00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:14,881 WHAT HAPPENED TO THE TIE GAME? 591 00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:16,949 YOU LIED TO US! 592 00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:17,884 LIED? 593 00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:21,220 IT WAS A BORING GAME. I MADE IT INTERESTING! 594 00:20:21,588 --> 00:20:24,457 I DID IT FOR YOU! 595 00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:26,993 NO-NECKS! 596 00:20:28,295 --> 00:20:29,762 I WOULDN'T BE SO HARD ON YOUR DAD. 597 00:20:29,796 --> 00:20:30,663 HE'S JUST LOOKIN' OUT FOR YOU. 598 00:20:30,697 --> 00:20:33,433 HE'S PERSECUTING ME. I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. 599 00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:35,602 YEAH. RIGHT. SO YOU KEEP SAYIN'. 600 00:20:35,635 --> 00:20:36,936 WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 601 00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:40,407 THERE'S NO CHANCE IN HELL THAT YOU DIDN'T PINCH SOME OF THAT WEED. 602 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:43,410 IT WASN'T WEED. IT WAS PIZZA TOPPING. 603 00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:44,911 AND YOU SMOKED IT. 604 00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:47,947 HA HA HA! 605 00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:49,282 OK. WE SMOKED IT. 606 00:20:49,316 --> 00:20:51,751 GOD, WE'RE SUCH IDIOTS! 607 00:20:51,784 --> 00:20:56,656 HEE HEE HEE! I'M SO WASTED! 608 00:20:57,657 --> 00:21:01,928 HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING UP? 609 00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:02,962 OH, MY GOD. 610 00:21:02,995 --> 00:21:05,732 THAT DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE A HAND. 611 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:08,568 [ALL LAUGH] 612 00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:11,571 I'M SO STARVING! 613 00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:13,039 OOH, ME, TOO! 614 00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:14,707 I BET WE GOT THE MUNCHIES. 615 00:21:14,741 --> 00:21:16,376 [GASPS] WE DO? 616 00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:17,477 HEE HEE HEE! 617 00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:20,580 I DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT I COULD REALLY GO FOR A PIZZA. 618 00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:24,050 [ALL LAUGH] 619 00:21:24,984 --> 00:21:28,588 YOU KNOW, I COULD HOOK YOU UP WITH SOME PRIMO BASIL. 620 00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:30,590 OK. 621 00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:31,223 LEAVE ME ALONE. 622 00:21:31,257 --> 00:21:32,525 HEY, IT'S MELLOW, MELLOW-- 623 00:21:32,559 --> 00:21:35,061 STOP IT! 624 00:21:37,464 --> 00:21:38,865 COME ON. OPEN IT UP. 625 00:21:38,898 --> 00:21:39,532 NO. 626 00:21:39,566 --> 00:21:41,768 THE COFFIN IS FULL OF CANDY. 627 00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:43,336 YOU'RE LYING. 628 00:21:43,370 --> 00:21:44,737 MOM! MOM! 629 00:21:44,771 --> 00:21:45,972 WHAT'S GOIN' ON? 630 00:21:46,005 --> 00:21:47,640 HE'S SCARING ME. 631 00:21:47,674 --> 00:21:48,775 HE WON'T LET ME OUT. 632 00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:50,076 HE STARTED IT. 633 00:21:50,109 --> 00:21:52,111 HEY! I DON'T CARE WHO STARTED IT. 634 00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:55,682 I'M FINISHING IT. BOTH OF YOU, BE QUIET. 635 00:21:56,015 --> 00:21:56,649 GOOD WORK, MORON. 636 00:21:56,683 --> 00:21:57,617 YOU GOT US BOTH IN TROUBLE. 637 00:21:57,650 --> 00:22:00,487 "GOOD WORK, MORON. YOU GOT US BOTH IN TROUBLE." 638 00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:02,822 SHUT UP. "SHUT UP." 639 00:22:03,923 --> 00:22:04,924 OW!